AL Gore finds some melted ice caps,

AL Gore's tanker leaves that the seaport, to head out to the area of the gulf of mexico, where that messy oil spill is, his tanker has 60 u.s coast guard cutter escorts,his tanker finds some melted ice caps casused by the messy oil spill,AL Gore's told his doggie ensign named joey the dog, to change course ,to keep from hiting the melting ice caps,AL Gore called Doggie u.s president Lizzie about what he found,Doggie U.S President Lizzie will have the u.s navy sent out a reseacrch ship, to check out the melting ice caps ,which were casused by that oil spill in the gulf of mexico.
AL Gore picked on his tanker's radar,about 60 mexican drug cartel boats in the area, the u.s navy, called in 2 u.s air force fighter bombers to bomb and sink those mexican drug catrel ships cruising the area.